The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers urinating on the Union Jack was Anne Widdecombe who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..