The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy listening to loud music was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Waterboarding is not torture.