Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul). Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, David Cameron revealed that glue-sniffing teenagers have been being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for glue-sniffing teenagers.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." David Cameron went on to say.


David Cameron concluded, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".