The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy urinating on the Union Jack was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said surely something can be done?.