Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles have been plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

David Cameron said of anarchists calling themselves the Wombles, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets."

Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.