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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said Multiculturalism has failed utterly.


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