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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said the day of the yob is upon us.


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