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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are setting fire to libraries every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace setting fire to libraries was Jeremy Clarkson who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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