The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Margaret Thatcher who today said Waterboarding is not torture.