The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was John Major who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..