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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Jeremy Clarkson who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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