Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow gangs of children, some still in their prams such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but gangs of children, some still in their prams have this week been revealed as selling heroin to the unions.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps gangs of children, some still in their prams would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Some bloke in the pub who this week said, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that selling heroin to the unions is acceptable behaviour.