The Mail has learned that insane Brussels bureaucrats are responsible for terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village.

Has the world gone mad? Insane Brussels bureaucrats are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously, who said "arbeit macht frei"