Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Bleeding heart liberals have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Enoch Powell has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone: The True Face Of Evil", Enoch Powell says, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for bleeding heart liberals. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.