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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of hacking the Gibson, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn fans.

In the glorious days of John Major, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience hacking the Gibson, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn fans hacking the Gibson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Multiculturalism has failed utterly.


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