The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of terrorising innocent investment bankers, all of them involving coloureds.

In the glorious days of Amanda Platell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience terrorising innocent investment bankers, but nowadays thanks to coloureds terrorising innocent investment bankers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Waterboarding is not torture.