Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of hacking the Gibson has been perpetrated by teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

The Mail can reveal that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Jim Davidson said of the teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".