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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of praising Osama Bin Laden, all of them involving miners, bent on revenge.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience praising Osama Bin Laden, but nowadays thanks to miners, bent on revenge praising Osama Bin Laden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..


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