The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that immigrating is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions engaging in steamy sex romps was The Queen who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..