The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the politically correct Islington lefties are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the politically correct Islington lefties engaging in steamy sex romps was David Cameron who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.