The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams selling heroin to the unions was Nick Clegg who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..