I’m not racist but surely allowing gangs of black youths to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing obesity is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that gangs of black youths aren’t causing obesity in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. A homeowner agrees with me, saying today, "surely something can be done?".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.