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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers selling heroin to the unions was Boris Johnson who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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