Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Noam Chomsky devotees have been binge drinking outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Some bloke in the pub has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Binge drinking: The True Face Of Evil", Some bloke in the pub says, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Noam Chomsky devotees. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.