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David Cameron has today said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Speaking at Alton Towers David Cameron’s comments come in a week that has seen Jeremy Corbyn fans involved in threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks on an ever more frequent basis.

David Cameron’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Jeremy Corbyn fans it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Jeremy Corbyn fans and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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