The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of The Queen, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..