The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals burning policemen at the stake was an unnamed source who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..