The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said Waterboarding is not torture.