The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians burning policemen at the stake was Bernard Jenkin who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..