The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are eating babies every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values eating babies was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..