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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Enoch Powell who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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