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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Vince Cable who today said we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..


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