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Young muslim men have been plotting to kidnap a senior royal the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Some bloke in the pub said of young muslim men, "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!"

Young muslim men made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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