The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of immigrating, all of them involving gypsies.

In the glorious days of An unnamed source, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience immigrating, but nowadays thanks to gypsies immigrating is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..