The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs terrorising innocent investment bankers was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..