The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of engaging in steamy sex romps, all of them involving young muslim men.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience engaging in steamy sex romps, but nowadays thanks to young muslim men engaging in steamy sex romps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The day of the yob is upon us.