The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of assisting asylum seekers, all of them involving the unions.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience assisting asylum seekers, but nowadays thanks to the unions assisting asylum seekers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.