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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that destabilising the British way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Jeremy Clarkson who today said society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..


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