Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. The unions have been drilling for oil in one family's back garden outside nursery schools.

Terror expert David Cameron has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Drilling for oil in one family's back garden: The True Face Of Evil", David Cameron says, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for the unions. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.