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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Bernard Jenkin who today said surely something can be done?.


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