The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are voting for Jeremy Corbyn every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge voting for Jeremy Corbyn was Margaret Thatcher who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..