I’m not racist but surely allowing criminal gangs from Eastern Europe to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Welcoming foreigners is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe aren’t welcoming foreigners in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Beyonce agrees with me, saying today, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.