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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now binge drinking on council estates. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, An unnamed source revealed that anarchist leaders "the elders" have been binge drinking on council estates with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for anarchist leaders "the elders".

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." An unnamed source went on to say.


An unnamed source concluded, "Hoorah for the blackshirts!".


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