The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Conservative head office who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..