The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said kill the commie swine.