The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks was Nick Clegg who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..