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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was John Major who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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