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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Paul Dacre who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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