Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Youths have been squatting houses left empty by families on holiday outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Squatting houses left empty by families on holiday: The True Face Of Evil", Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells says, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for youths. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.