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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Angela Merkel who today said Ban this sick filth.


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